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Howard, tell those who don't
listen to your program, what exactly are you doing.
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-You don't play music.
- I make an honest radio show.
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We talk to people
and we are genuine.
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It resembles your program.
There's no pretending here either.
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Someone can introduce a bird here,
who escapes. We let things happen.
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-You make a lot of phone calls.
-Yes. We call those who sent hate mail.
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Thank you for making time to visit.
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Can I come again?
I want to be a regular guest.
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It won't work.
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NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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Here we are.
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Thank you. You are kind.
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Thank you for coming.
Welcome to the theater.
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Are you in a good mood?
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Yes, I will change it.
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I am excited about this program.
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You probably know
who is my guest today
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This is fascinating.
We've been arguing about this all day.
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I'm asking your opinion too.
How do you think tonight will go?
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How many think
expect a storm of shit?
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Let's get down to business.
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A little after that
when I had retired,
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someone called me
from Sirius satellite radio.
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I don't know who that guy was.
Maybe some schoolboy.
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He said, “Dave, if you want
do something on the Sirius channel,
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call me and you will get your own program.
You can do what you want,
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whenever and as often as you like.
Think about it. That would be awesome.”
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I answered him without hesitation that if my next guest
would not have been born
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I could have considered the offer.
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Please welcome Howard Stern!
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Hi Howard.
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How many guessed shit storm?
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I only posted this because
that today you will hear the truth about your beard.
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This is what you look like.
You laughed when I came on stage.
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-True.
-Did I look good to you?
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You don't. You looked like...
The Ringling Brothers circus closed,
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but you are like a relic from those times.
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I was sure that when you start
program on Netflix,
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you would shave off your beard.
Netflix probably expected the same.
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In nature, you don't grow a beard
so bad for the eye. Isn't that right?
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But when you see it on TV... - By the way, it's a great honor to be here.
-Thank you for coming.
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This is Dave's show,
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featuring Dave,
me and Dave's beard.
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The beard is there.
People talk about it all the time.
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I think you should drive it.
Please refer if you agree.
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Do you see? Who disagrees?
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They like it. In that case...
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Actually, I'm jealous.
I'll tell you why.
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You brought up quite a bit
interesting thing.
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How did that happen?
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The purpose of the beard was to ensure,
that I would never work again.
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I thought if I grow a beard
and I'm starting to like it, and I do,
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i forget my beard
because I don't have to watch it.
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I insisted that no sane person would take me
for any kind of work ever again.
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The Netflix people were so nice...
Maybe you're right.
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Maybe they thought I was shaving.
Or it will be digitally removed.
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- One hair at a time.
- Let's take it off.
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I can identify with your situation
because of my sunglasses.
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When I'm on TV... It was never
in my plans. I just wanted to be on the radio.
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I wear dark glasses on TV,
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to make me look better
and more handsome.
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In hindsight I have noticed
that the glasses have not helped.
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I'm sitting inside in the dark
wearing sunglasses -
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and I don't look any better.
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You look better now
like never before.
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Enough.
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I wonder if you've had any surgeries.
But that's none of my business.
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There isn't. As you can see, everything collapses.
My face sinks in.
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- Do you know how long we've known each other?
-How long?
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Almost exactly one month
since 1984.
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Gotta count fast,
how many years does it take.
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I'm good at math.
This is how I count the years.
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It's 2018 now.
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We have known each other for 34 years.
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You revealed the answer.
I'll check if you're right.
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When you say 1984,
I will immediately add ten to it.
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Then we are in the year 1994.
That makes 10 years.
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Going into 2004,
we get 20 years.
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Then comes the puzzle.
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2004 - 2014 is another 10 years.
That makes 30 years.
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You are right. We have known each other for 34 years.
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- About that...
- I like to share my calculations.
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Speaking of which, you see,
that that will be deducted from the program?
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But really...
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What is the premise of this program
then there is...
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I don't even know what I'm doing here.
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I thought the program was based on
that you choose six people.
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I'm definitely funnier than Obama.
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-This is fun.
- Right?
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If I had to listen,
how Clooney helps people -
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and all that nonsense,
I would leave. This is fun.
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Clooney and Obama didn't have beards.
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I want to tell you a couple of things.
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I don't think you moved
only comics in the USA -
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but the entire culture of our country.
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- I don't know about that.
- It's quite clear.
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No matter where I go, there are people
who imitate you.
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A comic created by you
has brought about a huge change.
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I read things about your childhood,
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which were amazing
and unpleasant.
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Am I exaggerating or am I right?
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- That my childhood was unpleasant?
-So.
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"Bred like a calf."
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I was raised like a calf.
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My childhood was very confusing.
My father was a sound inspector on the radio.
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My father was a radio announcer
and Actors in great value.
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-What year are we talking about?
-Oh, yukra.
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I was born in 1982, so...
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We are talking about the 1960s,
when I started to understand things.
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When my father came home from work, he spoke...
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He spoke like this.
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My father's parents were immigrants.
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My father tried to speak perfect English.
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He talked about his day in this tone.
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“I worked today
With Vincent Gardenia."
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It didn't impress me.
He was talking about Gardenia -
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and Raymond of Burr, who had visited
recording radio commercials.
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- It was a big deal for him.
- It was.
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He talked about his day, and it didn't affect him
to be interested in me at all.
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He didn't know anything about me.
Sometimes I doubted if he even remembered my name.
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But the way he appreciated
Actors and presenters...
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He respected them.
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I realized that if I wanted my father to notice
me, radio could be a way to do that.
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So you wanted your father's attention,
but did the radio interest you otherwise?
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I knew when I was five,
that I want to radio.
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But I didn't know how to get there.
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My dad reminded me of that
throughout my life.
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I said growing up,
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that I will still be a millionaire.
My father was devastated by it.
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“How dare you say that!
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You have never worked
or earned nothing.
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You would make one buck first.
You can't even cut the grass!"
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He was mad at the kid who just
dreams of becoming a radio star.
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-But my mother told me...
-Tell me about your mother.
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"If someone gets on the radio,
so why can't it be you?
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-Someone has to do it."
- So he was a little more encouraging.
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-What was your sister's role in all this?
-I don't remember. I was a really hard narcissist.
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I had a black belt in narcissism.
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I wanted attention so bad
that I don't remember my sister being at home.
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And this is absolutely true.
I made a movie about my life Private Parts.
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Thank you.
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It proves I'm a narcissist.
My sister is not in the movie.
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He came to the premiere.
My sister is really sweet.
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He is not jealous at all.
He didn't want to be in the entertainment industry.
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But it was strange to him,
that he wasn't in the movie at all.
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-"I don't remember you."
- It didn't make an impression.
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-Relationship with your parents...
- It's awesome.
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I sensed it when I listened to your show.
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When you talked to your mother,
your strong connection was revealed.
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I remember that though
when you asked your mother -
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different sex positions.
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I believe that your relationship must be strong -
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or else you couldn't
discuss such.
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My mom understood what a shtick. was
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It's Yiddish. Shtick is ok.
You can talk about sex.
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I knew we could talk about it.
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Once I...
I don't think I can even tell you what it was about.
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-I know what you mean.
- I really pissed off my mother.
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It wasn't about sex.
I did a cruel trick,
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for I knew his weakness,
and I covered it live.
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She called me crying. That's what happened
just once. It hurt. I made a mistake.
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But most of the time we could
to speak without restrictions.
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If I started...
I know what you mean.
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A boy should not hear
what mischief has mother been up to.
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But you asked him
had he done it.
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That is, anal sex.
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Good night!
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So what?
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Shouldn't every boy
talk about it with his mother?
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When I listened to your conversation...
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- I'm asking.
-You look like this.
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- Take off your hair or beard.
- This is a mirror.
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I thought I was looking in the mirror.
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- It's time to enjoy life.
- Put it away.
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I started talking to my mom on my show,
because you did so in yours.
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I have stolen many things from you.
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But me and my mom
never had a relationship like that
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which is a good thing.
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But do you ever think about those things?
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-Come on!
- I don't think that...
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I saw your mother on TV.
He probably didn't do that.
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I guess he was like that
a "meat and potatoes" girl.
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-From the Midwest.
-Is that a roundabout expression?
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you told me
that your father was a big man.
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Tell that story.
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Say it when your dad got out of the shower
and what the situation was like.
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It's a great story.
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- Very good.
- The sun went dark.
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- Really big.
-Right.
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My father was big too...
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Enough!
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I suffer from penis envy.
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I don't know the chronological order of things,
but you said you got beat up a lot.
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Is that true?
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There is. I often got into fights.
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Roosevelt of Long Island
was a strange growing environment.
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It taught me a lot.
It made me who I am.
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It was a white community.
There were Jews, Italians...
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The area of the city was only one square mile.
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Real estate agents used
then some gimmick.
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They tried to invest
to the block of the black family.
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If that happened,
the whites moved right away.
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It so happened that in the middle of the night...
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The going was really so stupid.
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A black family moved into the house
literally in the middle of the night.
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Selling the house to blacks was wanted
keep it a secret from the neighbors.
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It happened that in the middle of the night
the white family moved away -
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and in the morning a black family was already living in the house.
It sent the whites into a panic.
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And most of them were
white liberals.
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They said one thing and did another.
"I like our black brothers."
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Soon they sold their house
and moved away at night.
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Finally about that
a small community of whites became -
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97 percent black
and the Puerto Rican community.
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My parents wanted -
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to stay and live there.
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Mother said we are not afraid of black skin.
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“You're at home.
I have to go to school!"
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I was one of three in the school
from the white brat.
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It was scary,
for we lived in a strange period.
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For example, there was the civil rights movement.
When Martin Luther King was shot,
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my mother's black friends urged her on
to keep me at home.
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My mother did not agree to this.
"We're going to school."
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I went to school,
and I was beaten like shit.
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Did you make friends there?
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It was difficult. I got one friend.
Alan was a nice guy.
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I liked to play chess.
We played it at our place.
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We were walking to us.
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A youth gang surrounded us and asked,
where were we going
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Alan said, "I'll go to her."
We were both beaten.
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He licked it badly and said,
that you can't be my friend anymore.
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- That was sad.
- Did you go to high school then?
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My parents moved.
I went to high school and suffered from culture shock.
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We moved to the white area.
It was terrible.
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Besides blacks
white people hated me too.
235
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It wasn't because of race.
There was something wrong with me.
236
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The most incredible thing is that
237
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that those white people said
that he likes his black brothers.
238
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I thought they were hypocrites.
239
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They moved away at night immediately,
when something happened.
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Because of one black person.
I was furious about it.
241
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The lying of Caucasians infuriated me.
242
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It was rough.
But it was also an important experience.
243
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How does that important moment look like?
in your life right now?
244
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:21,558
I can't stand bullshit from anyone,
especially on the radio.
245
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:26,188
Many say things,
what they think we want to hear.
246
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I often wonder if they are serious.
247
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:34,154
When I was on the radio, especially in the 90s,
248
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the state and religious groups
were chasing me.
249
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They are all pretenders.
250
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:46,500
I know what they are up to behind the scenes
and what they think.
251
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Then they relate
strictly for sex -
252
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,381
and for genuine conversation on the radio.
253
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They are hypocrites.
They talk about things with each other.
254
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They are not honest.
255
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:04,184
It feels like you give
thank your parents,
256
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even though you were beaten
257
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:12,484
but your family had the backbone to stay
started, even if you got backstabbing.
258
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,570
My parents were a big influence.
259
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:19,533
They were liberal on some issues
and in others very conservative.
260
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I remember when I was young
and I wanted to subscribe to Playboy.
261
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I had to get that magazine,
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because it had pictures
about naked women. It was incredible.
263
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I remember telling my mom...
I was a 13-year-old young man at the time.
264
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mother asked
what would i like for my birthday
265
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I replied that Playboy.
266
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He turned and answered immediately.
267
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“Listen, I'm not a tight knit.
268
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But the naked body is not
two things.
269
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I will tell you one thing,
and then you get your Playboy.
270
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,415
Those women in the magazine are freaks.
271
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I'll tell you why.
272
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Real women don't look like that.
It's pure bullshit.
273
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:26,558
Your sister and I are real women.
This is what women look like."
274
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I don't know. Listen up.
275
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:35,400
I saw my mother naked once.
He had just come out of the shower.
276
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"I think I'll stick with Playboy."
277
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,618
You went from high school to Boston University.
278
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It was a miracle I got there.
It was because
279
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that I went to the university radio station
and I got on the radio for the first time.
280
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I didn't know how to work there.
281
00:20:56,463 --> 00:21:01,927
I was really bad and it was terrible,
but I got to the devices.
282
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:07,182
I also started at the university radio station.
There you had to figure out what to do yourself.
283
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,352
- Yes, because there were no teachers.
-No.
284
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,063
Should have studied acting.
285
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:18,318
My father repeated it to me.
"Go to the summer theater. Articulate clearly.
286
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You should study acting.”
287
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,865
At that point...
288
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,450
My father must have been Dracula.
289
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,786
"Welcome."
290
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,416
And your mother sounds more and more
From Howard Cosell.
291
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:36,712
-So. I can't imitate him.
-You graduated from university.
292
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,923
You got a job offer
from a radio station in New York.
293
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,967
Briarcliff Manor, WRNW.
294
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,053
They offered jobs from there,
but i refused
295
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:49,433
because I was afraid of radio appearances.
But I called the guy at the station.
296
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:54,855
I said, "I turned down jobs before,
but would you have anything to offer?
297
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,565
I made a terrible mistake."
298
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:02,112
The man replied: "I don't have any
nothing really, but listen...
299
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Can you make it here on New Year's morning?
300
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,535
It would be your turn.” I took it.
301
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:13,206
I went there and the guy said:
“One thing.
302
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:17,127
The shift lasts from six in the morning
to ten or eleven.
303
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,213
I work the night shift in New York.
304
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:25,427
I'm just asking you not to wake me up
because I'm sleeping.
305
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,555
I don't want to
that I am awakened in the middle of my dreams."
306
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:33,018
I replied, "No need to worry."
I went there. This is a long story.
307
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:39,608
I went behind the microphone
and I soon had the whole rig jammed.
308
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,319
My job was just to play records -
309
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:46,198
and say in between, "Westchester 107,
310
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WRNW, progressive music from the woods."
311
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:52,162
That's all. The equipment was stuck.
312
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:55,624
-Proge from the forest?
-The record player jammed.
313
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I called the program manager.
314
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:01,588
He said he'd fire me,
when you arrive.
315
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:08,136
I was good at one thing.
I knew how to talk around management.
316
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,557
I admitted that I messed up. i said
that I'm a good and honest guy -
317
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and that I would work any time.
318
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:20,065
I got more and more program time,
but I was really bad.
319
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,067
I was in a similar situation.
320
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:25,278
I was working at WBMD
in Elwood, Indiana.
321
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,825
-It was near Muncie.
-They didn't take me.
322
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,079
When I was on my first shift...
323
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:38,250
I should have
practice using the equipment.
324
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:42,337
I survived my first turn,
and it went very well.
325
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:47,634
When I left the table,
I would unknowingly pull the bell off.
326
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:53,265
I was waiting for the news to start.
327
00:23:53,348 --> 00:23:55,434
I waited and waited.
328
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:59,187
Then they started asking,
what happened So much for that. I was told
"king of silence".
329
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,779
I had nightmares for years.
At the beginning of my career I only played records.
330
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,993
There was no need to know anything else
like moving from one song to another,
331
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:16,913
so that there was no silence between songs.
You couldn't leave it blank.
332
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:19,332
I had a nightmare that the song ended.
333
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:22,752
However, that was enough
do a lot more.
334
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,796
-So.
- I had to do everything myself.
335
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:30,802
I was terrible. And I had OCD.
I had to knock the disc three times.
336
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:34,222
I touched it with my little rill,
and time was running out.
337
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:38,143
I knew that "I Want to Hold Your Hand"
it took three minutes.
338
00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:42,397
I learned to search
5-7 minute songs.
339
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,858
My program had long songs.
340
00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,069
I could play one side
From In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.
341
00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:50,947
So I got time
to search for the next disc.
342
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:54,242
When you were on the radio then,
343
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,121
whether it was in New York or that region
any radio personality,
344
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:04,961
who did you look up to as a role model in some way?
345
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:07,380
My role model was Bob Grant.
346
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:13,470
Bob was an angry conservative.
He was just talking about it.
347
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:18,517
That was before Rush Limbaugh
and other such characters.
348
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:22,687
He was genuine. And it didn't happen
about political orientation -
349
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,189
but about his attitude.
350
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:28,276
He could say, “Skin on.
Hang up, you idiot!"
351
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:32,948
He was theatrical.
I had never heard of that.
352
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:38,620
Everyone was very conventional on the radio,
except Bob.
353
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,831
Had to be nice
or the listeners didn't like it.
354
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,416
Bob had his own point.
355
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:48,338
That's when I realized it doesn't matter,
do i really know anything I'm not sure Bob knew anything at all.
But if I pretend to know -
356
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:57,681
and I'm serious about it,
nothing else matters.
357
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,600
And indeed it is. Basic radio stuff.
358
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,520
- I got to meet him.
-What was it like?
359
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:08,358
He was attractive.
He was a great speaker and knew everything.
360
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,611
I hate public speaking.
Go home.
361
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:17,325
I like being on the mic
away from people.
362
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,578
You like performing in front of an audience.
363
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:24,207
I enjoy appearing on camera
and being on the radio.
364
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:28,044
The live audience terrified me.
365
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:33,174
But those tools made it easier for me.
366
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:39,139
Do you ever think you would
this program without an audience?
367
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:44,728
I think that would have been fascinating
starting point, because I think...
368
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:50,066
Let's try.
Imagine you're not here.
369
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,988
The cameraman is there.
It's nice and intimate.
370
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:56,698
-Howard...
- Sorry.
371
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,035
To answer your question...
372
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,496
-Are you enjoying this?
-Vastly.
373
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:06,333
I was asked what I wanted to do.
374
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:10,754
“I did this for 35 years.
I don't know what I want to do."
375
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:14,007
-"What would you like?"
-"Discussing in front of an audience."
376
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,344
-That's why we have an audience and you.
-This is different.
377
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,555
So what? It's the same thing.
378
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:22,641
We're having fun.
379
00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:28,647
Let me know if this gets too serious.
380
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:32,150
I can wear a Fartman outfit
in five minutes.
381
00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:37,489
Or like I did on Dave's show.
382
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:41,743
I came on Dave's old show once
dressed as a woman.
383
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:49,751
I'll tell you when I heard
about you for the first time.
384
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:54,839
-You worked in Washington.
- in Washington D.C.
385
00:27:54,923 --> 00:28:01,721
-Did you meet Robin there?
-Yes. Lovely Robin.
386
00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:07,310
I knew that when
i had no audience
387
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:12,524
i needed someone who could talk
and would be relaxed, articulate and smart.
388
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:16,319
I knew what I needed
but where would such a person be found?
389
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,946
How did you find him?
390
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:22,784
Program Manager Denise Oliver
knew Robin from Baltimore.
391
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:27,455
He called me and said:
“You are coming to my radio station.
392
00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:32,001
I know you are looking for a colleague.
I know a brilliant woman.
393
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:37,590
Would you like to chat with him?
Let's see if you'll feel better."
394
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:43,221
We started talking to each other on the phone.
It sounded like a radio show.
395
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:46,933
It sounded and felt good.
396
00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:52,439
We decided to give it a try.
And that experiment happened on air.
397
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:57,986
It was rumored that
that you were coming to WNBC.
398
00:28:58,653 --> 00:29:03,491
It was a huge 50,000 watt AM station.
399
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,994
You had to pull the afternoon show.
400
00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:11,624
It was said that you had received
fired from Washington,
401
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,586
because you had called the airline...
402
00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:18,423
The plane had been hit
to the Potomac River Bridge.
403
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,340
True.
404
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:26,055
You asked the airline how much it costs
ticket from Dulles Field to the bridge.
405
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,432
Yes.
406
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:31,394
- I asked if it was just a one-way ticket.
-Right.
407
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:36,733
we knew
that something unexpected was coming.
408
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:43,740
That bridge thing was hyped.
I didn't actually call anyone.
409
00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,409
The program had a section,
where the phones are ringing.
410
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:51,623
I started throwing the flap off the bridge.
Fans knew it wasn't true.
411
00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:55,543
I'm not that bad
that I would really ask such a thing.
412
00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,212
You have to know your limits.
413
00:29:57,295 --> 00:30:01,883
When I went to Washington,
I was determined to succeed.
414
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:06,930
I was ready to do everything I could.
I realized then,
415
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:09,766
that I had to take it easy.
416
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:12,310
I would talk about anything that comes to mind.
417
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:15,897
And completely genuinely and honestly. There was a lot of rage inside me.
I decided to let it out.
418
00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:23,154
So you decided to suck it all out of your head -
419
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:27,075
completely openly.
420
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:31,746
It makes for a good radio show,
but it destroys private life.
421
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:36,000
There is no more life.
It becomes a passion.
422
00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,253
That's how I was.
423
00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:42,298
I might still be married
with my first wife.
424
00:30:42,382 --> 00:30:48,137
I was just thinking about my career.
You can't do that in a relationship.
425
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:53,393
When it's so deep in the tunnel,
426
00:30:53,476 --> 00:30:55,562
then you only think about yourself.
427
00:30:55,645 --> 00:31:02,026
It's hard to pay attention then
even to the well-being of their children.
428
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,362
I went through the same thing.
429
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:08,157
All I cared about was
that I was on TV.
430
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:12,871
I excluded everything else,
which I now realize constitutes life.
431
00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:17,500
I changed when my son was born.
432
00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:20,003
15 years before my son was born -
433
00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:24,841
I had an argument with my girlfriend about
when would we start a family.
434
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,261
I said it was all to forget,
435
00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:32,056
because I focused on it
to a stupid television show.
436
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:36,978
Right. I couldn't take it
consider other people -
437
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:40,315
or act in real life.
438
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,067
I only knew how to work on the radio.
I was good at that.
439
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:46,696
Talk about anxiety
and compulsion neurosis.
440
00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:48,740
-Did you receive medication for them?
- I don't.
441
00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:54,370
You went to therapy for a long time. Did it help?
442
00:31:54,454 --> 00:32:00,335
Before I went to therapy,
I didn't realize my trouble.
443
00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:07,008
I might have been in the bathroom for an hour or two
getting ready for the workday.
444
00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:12,680
I touched things. I never thought
how could I get rid of that habit.
445
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:16,893
I just got it out of the way
and I went to work.
446
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:20,730
It sounds crazy, but I didn't know…
447
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:25,234
now i understand
that such behavior means that
448
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:28,696
that I tried to rule the world
which cannot be controlled.
449
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:33,117
It is assumed that by some magic power
through could manage things.
450
00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:36,704
If I did that,
I would be number one in the listener statistics.
451
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,874
The pressure was enormous.
I remember when I was at NBC.
452
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:45,672
One of the salesmen said:
"Howard, here's your assessment."
453
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,591
"Assessment" was the worst word for me.
454
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:52,345
That's when I found out how much
I had listeners.
455
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:57,809
If I was number one in the area,
I didn't sweat for joy.
456
00:32:57,892 --> 00:33:02,772
I felt relieved and thought,
how would i do it again
457
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:07,485
I thought for hours,
what would i do to win again.
458
00:33:07,568 --> 00:33:14,075
I knew
that the statistics were measured every quarter.
459
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:20,164
If I got listeners from 14 minutes
to 16 minutes over an hour,
460
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:24,002
it would be taken into account in the measurements,
461
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:28,256
when my readings would go up
explosively.
462
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:30,883
You got half an hour for measurements in a minute.
463
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:35,221
At one point I looked at the clock,
and when it was 14 minutes over,
464
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:39,475
I created all kinds of nonsense
to get listeners.
465
00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:42,520
I became the radio Hulk.
466
00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:45,690
Let's talk about you
and the Communications Commission.
467
00:33:45,773 --> 00:33:49,444
- The stations were fined.
- Oh, it's a good time anyway.
468
00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:52,947
How many came
total in your radio career?
469
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:56,951
It started with a couple of tons
and then rose to well over a million.
470
00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:02,165
One of the first fines came,
when I had a Christmas party on the air.
471
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:05,126
A man said he would call
piano on his penis.
472
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:08,880
You can't see that on the radio.
473
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,675
It was theater of the mind.
And I got fined for it.
474
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,804
I said, “He didn't call
really piano on his penis!"
475
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:21,017
I read about that incident.
476
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:25,605
A woman had opened the door
radio at Christmas time,
477
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,940
because he wanted to listen to Christmas carols.
478
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,944
Instead of them
he happened to hear your program.
479
00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,489
And immediately leprosy seized him.
480
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:39,035
When you hear the words "penis" and "piano",
that's what makes you crazy.
481
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:42,038
But that's what was fascinating
on the radio and in my work.
482
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:46,793
They were words and I felt
that I led a revolution.
483
00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,462
Blinding radio king Howard Stern,
484
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:52,715
by the Communications Commission
accuses of obscenities,
485
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:57,136
took part in the demonstration today
for freedom of speech.
486
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,016
When I listened to your show, I had to stop it right from the start,
487
00:35:05,019 --> 00:35:10,566
because I heard you speak
less flattering to me.
488
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,570
I thought I didn't need one.
489
00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:20,326
I believe that if I invite you as a guest,
you stop scolding me.
490
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:24,455
Maybe just a phone call would be enough.
491
00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:30,169
Or if I accept a role in your film,
so you'll stop whining.
492
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,882
Someone once asked you:
493
00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:37,760
"You know,
what did letterman say on his show?
494
00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:42,014
Or before that.
He said horrible things about you."
495
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:45,560
You had answered:
"Really? We'll see how it goes."
496
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:50,731
You dig the late night viewership numbers
from all 32 market areas,
497
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:54,068
and you compared my readings
Read by Jay Leno.
498
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,238
Just to get revenge on me.
499
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:04,954
But then something happened.
500
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:12,879
we became friends
as I had always imagined.
501
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:18,676
And for numerous reasons
I got a genuine apology from you.
502
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:24,098
-Yes.
- I'm sure I'm not the only one.
503
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:28,936
-What caused it?
- I have apologized to many.
504
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:35,359
I'll tell you the reason. I have grown as a person.
That's thanks to psychotherapy.
505
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:39,197
I used to be just an angry young man.
506
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:45,620
I was mad at you
when you were on TV and had an audience.
507
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:50,708
There was no other reason. I couldn't
to love or respect someone.
508
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:54,128
I just thought I was.
509
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,341
- Then I went to psychotherapy.
-Was it due to low self-esteem?
510
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:04,472
I think so.
I guess it was a lack of introspection.
511
00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:11,187
Through psychotherapy
I slowly started to fall in love with life.
512
00:37:11,270 --> 00:37:14,023
I learned to appreciate good things. One of them was my relationship with you.
513
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,907
I appreciated what you had done for me.
514
00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:28,579
I had betrayed your trust.
I was ashamed.
515
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:34,585
Actually, I really liked you.
516
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:40,007
-What about Beth? Did he have an impact?
-He influenced me a lot.
517
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:45,304
I couldn't have been
in a relationship with Beth -
518
00:37:45,388 --> 00:37:50,059
before I opened up. I would have been
bad husband. I didn't want to mess up again.
519
00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:53,562
I don't want to torment you constantly,
520
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:56,607
but if we go back
to those viewership numbers...
521
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:01,028
I hadn't said anything about you.
522
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:05,283
That's why it felt so bad.
523
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:10,538
Howard said quite a lot
unpleasant things -
524
00:38:10,621 --> 00:38:15,626
about me and my wife and...
Of course, I'm also to blame.
525
00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:19,880
This is part of Howard's apology.
I hope this shows up.
526
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:25,303
I painted it for your wife,
because I felt bad.
527
00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,931
I had said badly.
Words meant nothing to me.
528
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:33,477
The words didn't hurt. Of course they are
hurt the one who is spoken ill of.
529
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:37,648
But it was all a joke to me.
"Words mean nothing."
530
00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:44,113
My mom always told me that.
I believed him.
531
00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:45,448
It was like...
532
00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:50,453
When I was talking about your viewership numbers
or about your relationship or something,
533
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:53,247
I assumed you didn't mind.
534
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,917
But it hurt you.
535
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:02,340
I wonder why I'm hurting a guy,
which I like and admire.
536
00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:08,554
You were the person I could be with
to discuss and learn from...
537
00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,931
I can't teach you anything.
538
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:14,602
It only became clear later.
539
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:19,148
However, the change is not
influenced your audience.
540
00:39:19,231 --> 00:39:23,194
You are still loved.
You get new listeners all the time.
541
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,700
Some people don't like me anymore.
When I talked about this on satellite radio,
542
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:34,622
some longtime fans said,
that I had softened and so on.
543
00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:38,042
That's what people do. But it's like this.
544
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:43,798
I think I was successful because
because I was always honest with the audience.
545
00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:48,469
When I spoke ill of you,
my premise was genuine.
546
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:51,097
I was angry.
547
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,308
Now that I opened myself up to new ideas,
548
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:58,979
would i have continued it
because someone says I've changed,
549
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,482
or am I taking the listeners to the brink of something new?
550
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:07,405
The radio program is bad,
if it is not in constant change.
551
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,281
We have to change things.
552
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:14,161
You wouldn't expect to succeed,
if you were to do a similar program -
553
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,415
like going to New York for the first time.
554
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:20,126
- That would be ridiculous.
-And it would feel strange.
555
00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,545
Like walking around in someone else's clothes.
556
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,797
As you have done.
557
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:31,053
Tell me about satellite radio,
where you can speak more freely...
558
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:35,474
I'm working now
satellite radio on Sirius XM.
559
00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:42,440
I'm comfortable there.
The government cannot regulate a satellite station.
560
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,650
It is a paid, closed service.
561
00:40:44,733 --> 00:40:48,654
It gave me a reason
rethink the whole thing.
562
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,282
Maybe I thought first,
563
00:40:51,365 --> 00:40:56,704
that I can go crazy there
without any restrictions.
564
00:40:56,787 --> 00:41:01,750
I was wild and free. When I went there,
i realized it doesn't work at all.
565
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,629
That was the fun,
that everyone denied me.
566
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:09,258
The satellite station said,
that I can do what I want.
567
00:41:09,341 --> 00:41:15,139
"Just masturbate if you feel like it.
As long as the fans are happy."
568
00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,932
-Piano in!
-Right.
569
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:29,737
So I guess it doesn't work.
I didn't want to go on the radio for this.
570
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,697
We could do better.
571
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:35,910
I found a way to communicate
with my audience in a new way.
572
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,037
Let's talk about Donald Trump for a moment.
573
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:42,750
You have interviewed him
more than other suppliers.
574
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:47,296
You considered him your friend at one time.
When he attended our program,
575
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:51,383
he was always a great guest.
It was nice to see him from the audience.
576
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:56,514
About her hair
and you could joke about being overweight.
577
00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,432
Did you have a similar relationship?
578
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:01,810
Donald was a role model
from an excellent guest.
579
00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:02,853
Right.
580
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:09,193
To me, any stranger,
who shares his thoughts is brilliant.
581
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:13,072
Whatever I asked, he answered.
582
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:15,616
And even more openly and with thought.
583
00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:17,117
If I asked...
584
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,371
He liked teasing.
585
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:26,168
"Tell me, who are the most beautiful women?
586
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,838
If I list names,
can you list the most beautiful ones?"
587
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:32,883
He answered with a poker face:
588
00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:39,014
"The most beautiful are not actresses,
but models and girls,
589
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:41,141
who work...
590
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:45,854
I have seen in the entertainment industry
only threads and stoppages."
591
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:52,319
I said Angelina Jolie
I think it's beautiful.
592
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,779
"Stop."
593
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,615
"Really? Why?"
594
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,034
-"Do you know who is beautiful?"
-"Who?"
595
00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:02,204
"My daughter Ivanka. She is ten."
596
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,624
- We had such conversations.
- Oh man.
597
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:11,005
You can still listen to them during internet time.
598
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:16,635
What do you think of him now?
Forget the guy you knew.
599
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:21,181
What do you think of him as the leader of our country?
Or as president.
600
00:43:29,565 --> 00:43:32,234
It was quite a strange situation,
601
00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:37,197
when Donald asked me to speak
at the Republican caucus.
602
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:40,743
He called me often
from his election campaign trips.
603
00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:44,622
He asked if I followed the campaign.
It amused me,
604
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:49,501
because I think the campaign reminded -
605
00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:52,046
promoting a book or brand.
606
00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:55,799
I didn't understand it
that he wanted to be president.
607
00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:58,886
Many agreed.
608
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:04,642
It was awkward to tell him in public,
that I support Hillary Clinton.
609
00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:08,062
I've always been supportive.
I was honest with Donald.
610
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,981
"Donald, you supported Hillary too."
611
00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:13,317
And I said...
612
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:19,281
I consider Donald my friend,
but our political positions are different.
613
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:24,328
I didn't have with him
similar relationship as yours.
614
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:27,539
But I'm worried
For my 14 year old son.
615
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:32,753
When he's my age,
what is the world like then?
616
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:39,009
Let's continue. Tell us about your love for animals.
617
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,136
I have always been an animal lover,
618
00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:45,808
but helping animals
is my wife's obsession.
619
00:44:45,891 --> 00:44:49,687
He showed me the way.
When we hit the gynts together,
620
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:51,397
we got a bulldog.
621
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:56,819
It was a wonderful dog. Our relationship blossomed,
622
00:44:56,902 --> 00:44:59,988
when we loved the dog
like our own child.
623
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:05,619
We don't have children. I have three
adult child from my first union.
624
00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:09,456
We started inches,
how we could help animals.
625
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:14,336
Beth went along
to the activities of the North Shore Animal League.
626
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:17,256
We raised funds,
627
00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:21,093
with which the new wing was built
to the North Shore Animal League.
628
00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:23,303
The animals were allowed to live there freely.
629
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:30,310
Animals brought to shelters
may be in cages for years.
630
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,689
Now they live free,
until they get to their new home.
631
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:38,068
They stay much healthier.
Then we started taking animals into our home.
632
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:42,030
We always had 20-30 cats.
633
00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:46,660
- We took care of them.
-And then homes were found for them.
634
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,997
It became our passion,
but my wife started it.
635
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:52,499
You mentioned your three daughters.
636
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:56,170
How old are they and what do they do?
637
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,589
My daughters are great guys.
638
00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:04,052
They have become wonderful women,
and I'm proud of them all.
639
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:08,223
My youngest daughter wants to be a nurse.
640
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,517
She is currently studying nursing.
641
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,023
It's unbelievable
that my daughter wants to do something like that.
642
00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,316
He called and said:
643
00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:20,861
“Dad, I just gave
first time getting an injection."
644
00:46:20,944 --> 00:46:24,698
That was great.
I asked what his goal was.
645
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:28,410
He wants to be with the elderly
and to help people.
646
00:46:28,535 --> 00:46:32,539
And now we are talking about the child,
who could have -
647
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:36,752
to do nothing
because the family is wealthy.
648
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:42,466
But he wants to bring his cards to the table.
It moves me deeply.
649
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:49,264
My middle daughter
did social work for years.
650
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,143
Now he is doing his dissertation
and recently got married.
651
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:56,522
So he still wants to educate himself.
652
00:46:56,647 --> 00:47:01,401
He has helped
children victimized by the system.
653
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,821
My first born will be a rabbi.
654
00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,618
Really impressive. Congratulations.
655
00:47:09,701 --> 00:47:12,120
I'm really proud of them.
656
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,456
As a father, did you ever worry about
657
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:19,086
that your career could be affected
your daughter negatively?
658
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:23,465
I was. And once again...
659
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:29,888
My selfishness and career focus -
660
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,890
it must have been hard for them.
661
00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:36,228
My daughters are not here now,
but they would surely say the same thing.
662
00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:39,982
I've been spending time with my daughters -
663
00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:43,819
and talked about those years
and my selfishness.
664
00:47:43,902 --> 00:47:46,113
I wasn't always present then.
665
00:47:46,196 --> 00:47:50,826
They have spoken directly to me,
and I appreciate it.
666
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:53,453
It's been liberating
and brought us closer.
667
00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:57,583
I recommend it to all fathers.
Especially for those who have daughters.
668
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:01,211
The closest relationships are created,
when they get to express themselves -
669
00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,422
and share your feelings.
670
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:06,925
It's not threatening,
if you let them do so.
671
00:48:10,095 --> 00:48:11,346
Or so...
672
00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,558
Don't take parenting advice from me.
673
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,977
I will accept them from anyone,
674
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:21,356
because I had a child at the age of 57,
god forbid.
675
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:23,191
How are you doing?
676
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,153
I don't know. Ask my son.
677
00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:30,324
- Do you read him bedtime stories?
- My son is 14.
678
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,493
Would you read me bedtime stories?
679
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:37,581
I get asked this a lot. I made a mistake
680
00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:40,334
when I hung too long on TV.
681
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:45,923
I guess it was because the bosses didn't
dared to kick me.
682
00:48:46,798 --> 00:48:50,010
No one dared to inform me.
683
00:48:51,219 --> 00:48:56,183
You don't have that problem.
Let us know what you do next.
684
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:57,392
I don't know.
685
00:48:57,476 --> 00:49:02,230
I have a three year contract
remaining with Sirius XM.
686
00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:05,275
We do cool stuff.
I have one dream.
687
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:09,613
I like painting and chess.
688
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:12,824
-And about photography.
-Yes.
689
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:18,664
I want to spend time with my children.
And especially my wife. He's absolutely gorgeous.
690
00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:21,959
- I'm a lucky boy.
-Where are you vacationing?
691
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:29,091
We're not really anywhere. We are house mice.
We only leave the house for walks.
692
00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:31,885
Didn't you promise to come to Utah with us?
693
00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:37,349
I hear you're going to Cleveland
to see Bon Jovi.
694
00:49:37,432 --> 00:49:40,268
- Dave...
- It's west of here.
695
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,773
Utah is a stone's throw from Cleveland.
That would be awesome.
696
00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:47,109
It has to be said...
697
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:51,154
I didn't know
what would this new program of yours be like.
698
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,615
When you asked me out, I was just...
699
00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,038
For real.
700
00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,208
I wonder why you asked me.
It's going to be terrible.
701
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:06,086
What if I disappoint?
702
00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:09,673
-How do you feel now?
- I've ruined your show.
703
00:50:09,756 --> 00:50:12,509
And you're not. Did you have fun?
704
00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:17,431
- I guess this has been at least a little fun.
- I don't know...
705
00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:19,182
It's more fun in Utah.
706
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:23,687
This has gone quite well.
But at some point I was told:
707
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:26,898
"Dave wants to do a program in Indiana,
708
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:30,402
at Ball State University,
at his old school."
709
00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:32,320
I asked, were you out of your mind.
710
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:35,615
It is a sign of insanity.
711
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:40,829
You just described the craziest idea,
that I have ever heard!
712
00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:42,080
That's what it is.
713
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:48,336
Your guest George Clooney
invited me to visit Italy.
714
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:51,506
- He didn't invite me.
-I'm not going to go.
715
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,008
Use my invitation.
716
00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:58,013
I would feel bothered
at his home.
717
00:50:58,096 --> 00:51:02,934
How should it work there?
What if I wanted to eat an apple?
718
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:07,064
Do you have to ask someone for it?
I don't want to be at anyone's mercy.
719
00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:10,358
"Did I wake up too early? Did I make a noise?"
720
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:13,445
I have also heard from those who have been there,
721
00:51:13,528 --> 00:51:19,201
that George makes for guests
practical jokes.
722
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,870
-Not suitable for me.
-I hate pranks.
723
00:51:21,953 --> 00:51:23,747
We don't want that.
724
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:27,876
I would like to say to him:
"You're handsome but not funny."
725
00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:32,964
You can be funny with a face like this.
George is a great guy though.
726
00:51:33,048 --> 00:51:37,219
He doesn't want me in Italy.
He would be really miserable.
727
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:43,350
You had six guests. obama,
Clooney and me. Who else?
728
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:48,480
-Malala Yousafzai.
-He's funny.
729
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:51,817
I like him.
730
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:55,695
-And Tina Fey.
-Tina Fey is really good.
731
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:59,991
-I will tell you about Malala Yousafzai.
- Say hello to Malala.
732
00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:02,953
Don't tell me I was Fartman.
He wouldn't understand.
733
00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:06,206
-He's a fan of Fartman.
-Really?
734
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:10,043
- We didn't talk about anything else.
- That was probably my craziest thing...
735
00:52:10,127 --> 00:52:11,378
This was here.
736
00:52:12,838 --> 00:52:15,549
-Was that enough for you?
-Howard, you're the best.
737
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:18,969
- All the best to you and your family.
-Thanks.
738
00:52:19,052 --> 00:52:21,096
Howard Stern, dear audience.
739
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:30,689
SOUTHERN UTAH
740
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,653
Now you are thinking: "There are horses over there.
741
00:52:36,736 --> 00:52:41,908
How does this relate to Howard Stern
for an interview in the middle of New York?"
742
00:52:42,492 --> 00:52:47,330
We are in Utah.
She is paleontologist Christa Sadler.
743
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:50,500
I also invited Howard to join us,
744
00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:54,963
and he did everything he could to get here,
745
00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:57,716
but he had no flannel shirt.
746
00:52:57,799 --> 00:53:00,677
So there are two of us here with Christa.
747
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:06,391
Here's Tom and that's Rocky.
Tell me where we are.
748
00:53:06,474 --> 00:53:11,855
Now we are in the area that was removed
of the monument protection program.
749
00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:15,525
And the monument is
Grand Staircase-Escalante.
750
00:53:15,609 --> 00:53:20,113
I had never heard of this
before some of it was removed -
751
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:22,073
by the president.
752
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:26,411
Now this area no longer belongs
to a national monument.
753
00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:32,584
We stand on the ground,
which still belongs to the state.
754
00:53:32,667 --> 00:53:35,420
But this area is no longer protected.
755
00:53:35,503 --> 00:53:37,881
That is, on a donkey night to Howard Stern,
756
00:53:37,964 --> 00:53:43,887
the situation is the same here
like every other American.
757
00:53:52,312 --> 00:53:59,277
We are now riding 210-215 million
across the year-old area.
758
00:54:00,487 --> 00:54:04,991
-215 million years!
-It's still young.
759
00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,285
-Really?
- In a geological sense, yes.
760
00:54:07,369 --> 00:54:12,123
Really? I have the same old ones
ties. It was an old joke.
761
00:54:16,127 --> 00:54:18,421
Describe to me that threat,
762
00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:23,843
which may result from the removal of protection.
763
00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,721
If this is turned into pasture land,
764
00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:31,226
roads may be built here.
That can be done.
765
00:54:31,309 --> 00:54:33,353
It is...
766
00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:38,942
Discussion is of course important.
767
00:54:39,025 --> 00:54:41,569
But I would ask about this place,
768
00:54:41,653 --> 00:54:47,075
that why can't this be left
under the protection program?
769
00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,202
Even if the scenery isn't great,
770
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:52,205
however, these areas must be protected.
771
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:57,669
just because
that otherwise these disappear quickly.
772
00:54:59,838 --> 00:55:04,718
I would like to reiterate our goals.
At sunset I'm riding...
773
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:08,471
-You ride off into the sunset.
- As a silhouette on the ridge.
774
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:12,100
-Is it okay to ride along the river?
- Okay.
775
00:55:12,183 --> 00:55:13,518
Good.
776
00:55:49,137 --> 00:55:52,557
-Can you still do it?
-I could do this all day.
777
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,685
This is incredible.
778
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,854
Anyone else want to ride?